Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! Now, what you’re going to want to do is pay careful attention to the fact [...]
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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.22.12
Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years [...]
Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran Have An ‘Open Relationship’ Now, Here We Go…
Adding fuel to the reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are secretly back together, but possibly letting us know through their “music,” friends of his supposed girlfriend Karrueche Tran (who we completely mangled identifying the other day, but fixed now) say they’re in an “open relationship” and she knows better than to ask about Rihanna [...]
BREAKING: Adele Has One Of Those Middle Fingers
Despite dominating the Grammys and being universally revered as one of the top genuinely talented singers of the moment, Adele has been having a pretty shitty month starting with someone leaking a fake sex tape of some random fat chick getting nailed in the backseat of a car followed by her own estranged father selling [...]
Bethenny Frankel Had A Miscarriage, Regrets Cameras Weren’t Rolling
“If this kid gets hit by a taxi before they start filming, I swear to God…” Part of having your reality show is making sure that when a new season starts you exploit anything and everything you can to get people talking about you. And if it’s something deeply tragic and/or controversial, you want to [...]
Chrissy Teigen is Everything That’s Right About The Internet
As far as the site goes, I haven’t paid much attention to Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Tiegen which is a crime because she’s a hot chick who’s somehow so naturally funny I’ve contemplated wearing blackface and learning the piano. (That was a warning shot, John Legend, and yes, I realize you’re more of soft, [...]
Kelly Brook Won London Fashion Week and Other News
Posted by Photo Boy – Perfectly Timed Sports Photos: Including the best Tom Brady shot since the waterslide. – This is the worst tragedy to ever happen to Queen. – Here’s the Victoria Beckham quote that no woman needed to read to hate the shit out of her. – Renee Graziano Read More … The [...]
JWoww Honors America’s Presidents. Oh, Good.
Because the Marilyn Monroe costume she wanted was already rented out at Whoresingdales, JWoww did the next best thing by making an intern write a list of Presidents I’d Like To Fuck on her blog because apparently these kids have blogs now despite being 5/8ths illiterate. So here the eight luckiest commanders in chief in [...]